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Two anime characters are sitting at a table. One asks the other how to spell "accident". The other person provides letters "Y", "N", and "O" on a whiteboard.

DAP ME UP

Haha

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. The top picture shows a muscular man with dumbbells. The text above the picture reads, "How I think I look at the gym." The bottom picture shows a different man holding a small dumbbell. The text below this image reads, "How I really look."

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How to say “I love you” be like :

The image shows six different cartoon characters and their alternative responses to the phrase "I love you". The first character, a yellow X, says "Thanks". The second character, a blue 4, is laughing nervously. The third character, a green 2, says "Who doesn't?". The fourth character, a gray 8, says "Why?". The fifth character, a black 7, says "YEET". The sixth character, a blue 6, says "A horrible decision, really."

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This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like

A young blonde girl with a white patterned shirt smiles and points directly at the viewer.

Heroin Monkey

A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

arsonisfun

He scares me

The image shows a man painting on a canvas. The image contains four panels. The first panel shows him painting. There is text on top that says, "First, let's add some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas." The second panel shows him looking closely at the canvas. The third panel shows him adding more paint and the text says, "How about it? Do you feel the terror?" The fourth panel shows him painting again and the text says, "Let's add some sorrow-filled screams now." At the very bottom of the image, there is text that says, "I just found anti-Bob Ross."

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The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

MEME LORD

The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.

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The image shows an artistic painting. The text on the image says: "How it feels to inherit the family alcoholism." There is a wooden statue on the left, and in the center is a man with a long white beard and a white robe. On the lower part of the painting there is a man lying down with his hand raised.

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A photo of a child with a tired, sad expression on their face. Above the image is the text: "I hope this email finds you in good spirits." How the email found me:

原田

The image shows a chat interface. At the top, the text reads: "How fast do you reply? Me:". Below this there are three grey dots indicating the other person is writing a reply. On the right side there is a message that reads "You replied to" followed by a set of three grey dots and the text "HAHAHA". The bottom of the image shows icons for different chat functions.

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Strength

A four-panel cartoon shows two characters, a purple lollipop, and a gray square with a face. The lollipop asks, "How tough are you?" The square responds, "I ate 10 entire Chocolate Cakes." In the third panel, the square says with chocolate around its mouth "Well, I ate 12 of them!!!" The final panel shows the lollipop looking shocked and sweating.

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A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

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The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"

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The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

shaylie lol

A meme showing two images of a young boy with a confused look, next to the text "how tf that little voice in my head know all of the lyrics when I don't..."

Jazzy💕

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

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lol

The image is a still frame from a video that claims to show "How Obama became president". The frame shows an animated man with a dark complexion and white eyes holding a glowing ball in his hand, set against a dark blue background.

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A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

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