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Anonymous

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A pink and purple image with obscured text that says "I'm not arguing with a twink. Bend over."

Anonymous

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A monster with sharp teeth and tentacles is shown with the text "cock reveal" overlaid.

Anonymous

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Two tubes of Burt's Bees lip balm are superimposed in front of a grim reaper image, with the text "today I will eat two charpstick" at the bottom.

Anonymous

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A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

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A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

Anonymous

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A man and a woman are looking at a computer screen. The text reads: "You see babe, this journalist's surname ends with 'berg,' now let's see his 'early life' section just to double check."

Anonymous

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The image shows a gray rock with the text "OH YOU'RE A STONER?" above it and "NAME EVERY STONE" below it.

Anonymous

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Wallace from "Wallace and Gromit" is sitting and reading a magazine titled "Cheese Monthly." The text overlay reads: "Bro shut the fuck up. I'm reading Cheese Monthly."

Anonymous

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A blurry, nighttime shot of a thin, pale creature with long limbs standing on a lawn near a sidewalk, with trees and a dark sky in the background. The creature has a long tail that curls upward. Its face is illuminated with glowing eyes.

Anonymous

The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a headline from an Op-Ed piece with a picture of an old wooden cabin and a man with a white beard. The text reads: "Op-Ed: Today's Youth Simply Don't Have The Work Ethic To Build The Gulags Needed For Their Communist Ideals."

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

rapboat

The image is a cartoon-style drawing featuring four characters. At the top, Eminem is depicted with spiky black hair and a serious expression, labeled with "Eminem" above his head. Below him and slightly to the left, Drake is drawn as a cartoon character with a straw hat, labeled as "Drake". Next to Drake is J Cole, also drawn as a cartoon with spiky hair, labeled as "J Cole". On the far right of the bottom, Kendrick is shown as a cartoon character with a headband, labeled as "Kendrick". They are all set against a green background with some trees.

Anonymous

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The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.

Anonymous

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The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Anonymous

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A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Wade

They have engaged…in battle?

The image shows two panels from the Star Wars movie. The top panel shows Anakin Skywalker with text overlayed: "We have just received a report from Master Kenobi. He has engaged General Grievous." The bottom panel shows General Grievous smiling with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Wade

Halo

The top panel shows General Grievous asking General Kenobi about the state of r/gaming. The bottom panel shows General Kenobi looking surprised with the text "HALO there" overlaid.

Anonymous

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A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"

ur mommy

giving people karma

A young boy with a bowl cut smiles mischievously. The text on the image says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

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