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Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two panels. In the first, the Hollow Knight character is standing and looking at a thought bubble that says, "the refrigerator". In the second panel, the Hollow Knight's face is shown in a close-up with text that says, "me at 3:17am with the munchies."

kanade otonokoji

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

DAP ME UP

Fr all you gotta do is get one enemy

A person with wide eyes and mouth open looking frightened. The text says: "pov: someone ip grabbed you and starts sending hitmen after you."

Jjisfunny2011

me when an essay is due

$The image shows Bart Simpson sitting in a chair with a bored expression. Above him, the text reads: "Me: \"I'll do it at 6\" Time: 6:05 Me: \"Wow, looks like I gotta wait until 7 now\""$

tensebot501

A baby with a somewhat serious facial expression is sitting in a chair. Above the baby, the text reads "I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK" and below, the text continues with "BUT WHEN I DO."

ohio nugget

lol

The image shows a man with disheveled hair smiling. The text reads "Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower."

ohio nugget

me when i do not get the math in class

A 3D render of the 'Y U No' guy meme with a bald head and an angry expression, with his hands spread in a gesture of confusion.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

omg

The image has a black background with white text that says, "I SUCK AT LIFE. I SUCK AT EVERYTHING I DO. I SHOULD GIVE UP. I WILL GIVE UP." Then in red, "BECOME AN HERO."

Anonymous

REALLLL THO

The image shows two pictures of a bird on a hand. The first one is a bird standing on a hand, with a regular shape. The second one shows the same bird sitting down, and its body looks flatter, with its thighs making it wider. The text reads "when you sit down and your thighs do the thing".

Pankake

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

Heroin Monkey

A red and white sign that reads "ATTENTION! DO NOT PUT FURRY STICKERS ON THIS SIGN." is covered in furry stickers of various characters.

Toast ツ

A picture of the character Ralph from the movie "Wreck-It Ralph". The text on the picture says "GO TO FORTNITEBURGER.NET. JUST TRUST ME DO IT."

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

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The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows an Uno card with the text "Do your school work OR draw 25." The second panel shows a person holding a handful of cards at a table with a can of soda and another Uno card on it. The text above the person reads, "Some kid in my class."

Anonymous

A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."

Heroin Monkey

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of the FL Studio interface with the text "Bro what did I do wrong?" An error message pops up from FL Studio 2024 saying, "This beat is ass. Session terminated," with options to Abort, Retry, or Ignore.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

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