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Boyfriend

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

Stick

8 year old me holding a Stick and seeing a random person:

Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a dark object in his hand like a gun and looks angrily. The text says "you dead lol".

Weekend

when the weekend goes by to fast

A white cat sits upright with its arms out to the side. The text on the image says, "AND JUST LIKE THAT *POOF* WEEKEND. GONE."

Bear

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme for KatsukiBakugouSimp

The image shows a cartoonish character from Hollow Knight holding a gun. The text in the image says: "Oh you like Hollow Knight? Name every character and enemy."

Grammar

That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re

The image shows a four-row table with five Hazbin Hotel characters. The table contains speech bubbles with the texts "your gay", "yea", "what about my gay?", "and you're not? Loser." and "*you're" with the third row including "*finger guns*". The first row shows Angel Dust looking unimpressed and responding with "yea" to the initial statement. The second row shows Husk looking confused and asking "what about my gay?". The third row shows Charlie using finger guns. The fourth row shows Angel Dust looking offended and responding with "and you're not? Loser.". The last row shows Alastor correcting the grammar with "*you're".

Boy

The image is a four panel meme, comparing math functions and social interactions. The first panel is labeled "Taking to my x" and contains a chat bubble saying "Hi, what's up". The second panel is labeled "Taking to my y" and contains the same chat bubble, but oriented vertically. The third panel is labeled "Taking to my cosin" and shows a sinusoidal wave graph with a chat bubble overlay. The fourth panel is labeled "Me and the boys getting a tan" and shows a graphic of four bird-like figures with a horizontal line below them and a chart on the left side. The last panel is labeled "Me committing arcsin" and shows a graph of a logarithmic arc. The website address boredpanda.com is at the bottom of the image.

Guy

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Victim

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows Hillary Clinton with text that reads "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. - Hillary Clinton". The bottom section shows a man looking sad with text that reads "MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE PRIMARY VICTIMS OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEIR DAUGHTERS."

N word

The image shows a screenshot with text at the top and a man with a shocked expression at the bottom. The text reads: "technically you can call a black guy the n word and I came up with this theory and it's called NROENB it's stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not Both. So my theory is that if black ppl call each other the n word then because they want Equality it means that Whites can call Blacks the n word Whites can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Blacks the n word. And Asians are somewhere in the middle."

Problem

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

Trouble

A surveillance camera image of a room with tables. Two animated characters from the Pokemon series, Jessie and James of Team Rocket, are imposed on the image. Jessie is standing with her arms crossed, while James is holding a gun. The text overlay reads, "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE", along with a timestamp.

Man

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

Abortion

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Wife

A man in a suit looking down in disbelief. The text reads: "When your loving wife of 15 years takes off her wig and it's been Ethan oiled up the whole time."

Dad

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

Cat

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

Goose

Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin

A cartoon image of a white goose wearing a golden crown, holding a baseball bat, with the text "MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK" written above and below the goose.

Drug

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."