And Memes - Page 23 - Worst Jokes Ever

Number

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Gender

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Surgery

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Seat

Falling out of the seat hitting the desk

Two men lying on the floor laughing. The text overlay reads, "It's not that funny. Me and my friend:"

Massacre

Hotel

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Exam

A cartoon character with red hair and headphones is looking skeptically while holding a radar-like device in one hand. The text reads "When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone."

Shit

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

Mother

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Room

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

Wheel

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Bandit

repost og meme

The text on the image reads: "stay on the lookout. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police.". The image shows a news story with a blurry car with police lights and a mugshot of a man with wide eyes.

Monday

Me after Monday

A dog dressed in a robe and towel on its head sits on a couch with a mug. The text on the image reads, "It's been a long week."

Shower

See what had happen was

A picture of Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with different facial expressions showing his surprise while a text reads: "When you're having a whole conversation with yourself in the shower and someone knocks on the door".

50 cent

Lmao

The image shows a man with grey hair looking confused with his hands on his head. Above him, text reads, "50 Cent when he travels to Vietnam and has to change his name to 11,706 Dong."

Party

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Party

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Friend

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Amy

A picture shows a man with a confused expression and his arms stretched out to the sides. Text above him says "Amy to Wade and Jake: 'Would you date me or die? <3'" Text below him says "guess I'll die".

Lorax

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".