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Babe

1 year ago
The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."
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  • Girl

    1 year ago
    A cartoon image of Gumball Watterson with a beard and glasses wearing a headset. Behind him, there are various pixelated toys and a sign for 'ACARI'. The text on the image says, "yea she might talk and look like a 5 year old girl, but she's actually a 5000 y/o dragon goddess."
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  • Water

    1 year ago

    Is water wet?

    A man jumping into a pool with the text "DID YOU KNOW? In 1969 a man from Germany jumped into a pool and got wet."
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  • Chuck Norris

    1 year ago
    A picture of a large rock formation in the ocean split in half with the text "CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE AND HE CHOSE SCISSORS" written above and below the rock.
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  • Camera

    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of a hamster with its face close to the camera, mimicking an unflattering angle during a video call. The text above and below the hamster reads: "WHEN YOU'RE FACETIMING AND YOU TURN YOUR CAMERA AND YOU LOOK LIKE THIS."
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    Pokemon card

    1 year ago
    A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    800
>
Tweet
Pokémon →
@Pokemon
How would you put "I'm a Pokémon
Trainer" on your resume?
2:58 PM 4/6/21 - Sprinklr
177 Retweets 132 Quote Tweets 2,217 Likes
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Wandering Weeaboo @Churc... 10m ...
Replying to @Pokemon
i kidnap wild animals and shove them in
my balls
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  • Rule

    1 year ago
    The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a woman with blonde braided hair and a nose ring looking up into the camera, with text overlay reading 'help me stepbro, i'm stuck'. The bottom panel shows Rick Astley smiling, with text overlay reading 'you know the rules and so do i'.
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  • Substitute

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of two comments on Pornhub. The first comment by user 'FunkyMonkey42069' is asking if K-Pop could be a substitute for "Ok Boomer". The second comment by user 'U12937492' says "My guy I'm here to blow my load not my mind."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago

    shrek has a potato for a nose

    "I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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  • Mirror

    1 year ago
    A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".
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  • Rhino

    1 year ago
    The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."
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  • Plan

    1 year ago
    An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    when i'm edging in class
and my teacher shows a
presentation of kids
starving in Uganda
relatablevid1
(i busted at the part where the
kid starved to death)
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  • Grape

    1 year ago
    A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."
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  • Christian

    2 years ago

    *woken*

    The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".
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  • Bandit

    2 years ago

    Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

    The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'
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  • Boy

    2 years ago

    Area 51 be like:

    The image shows cartoon characters with the text 'ME AND THE BOYS BEWARING OF THE ALIEN WE STOLE FROM AREA 51'. The cartoon characters are standing in a group, and one is a purple lollipop holding a spray bottle. The style is cartoonish.
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  • Princess

    2 years ago

    Reasons

    The meme contrasts Elsa with Snow White, Ariel, Aurora, Cinderella, and Merida. Elsa, with her serious expression, states, "You can't marry a man you've just met." while the others seem to be in distress or have made rash decisions regarding relationships. Merida says "So I'll tell them the wedding's off then!"
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  • Cheat

    2 years ago

    Women, am I right?

    The image shows a reaction image. At the top, there is text that says "Umm I was just looking at Tinder and I saw my boyfriend. I can't believe he is trying to cheat on me." Below is an image of Buzz Lightyear looking suspiciously. Under the image, there is the word "hmm".
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