And Memes - Page 59 - Worst Jokes Ever

Brother

Me and my brother Thalo

A photo of two people. A baby and an adult are very close to the camera. The baby is in the lower-left portion of the frame. The adult is in the upper right. The adult has glasses and is upside down.

Stonk boi

Who to Call: Stonk Boi! (ft. Mr. Bankrupt, Thonk, and Mr. Troll

A group of figures is depicted in an office setting. At the forefront is the Stonk Boi character wearing sunglasses. To his right is a troll face with a red nose, and on his left, there's a figure with a red laser eye aiming a gun, along with a Santa hat wearing face. The text on the image says "LOAIYEAR" in a white box.

Walk

And I would walk 500 more!

An image of two people running on a football field, their faces replaced with superimposed pictures of a man with glasses. The text on the image says "I WOULD WALK 500 MILES".

Struggle

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

Adulthood

quit comical

Foam

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Trump

Pov actually trump and boo trump

A cartoon duck dressed in a suit and tie is holding a flag that says, "MAKE ME PRESIDENT AGAIN". The duck has a hairstyle that resembles Donald Trump's. The duck also has a long red tie. The background is white.

Rapper

A tweet saying "Chance the rapper dropped 'The Big Day' And America responded by having 3 straight mass shootings."

Spin

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

Sus

And Angel says I’m SUS..

A screenshot of a conversation. The first image shows a figure with dark skin and hair being kissed by a symbiote. The second image shows two anime characters, one with pink hair and one with purple, kissing. The text in the conversation includes statements like "Yes then some person named Chex wanted a pic of my neck and hand," "Oh shit that's kinda hot ngl," "_?," and "Hella hot."

Life

Dolphins swimming in a blue sea under a rainbow. The image contains the text: "How life feels after you stop arguing and just say 'stfu or I'll knock you tf out.'"

Michael Jackson

Hee hee

The image is a collage of different pictures of Michael Jackson edited with different styles and labels, including one with Steve Harvey's bald head, another as Mr. Clean, a third as a rabbit, one as a toilet paper, and many others with the text 'Hee-Hee' in different styles.

Chef

Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.

An illustration of a caricatured man with brown skin, a large black mustache, and a big smile showing teeth. He wears a white chef's hat and shirt with a red bow tie or scarf. He is making an 'OK' gesture with his right hand. In the top right corner is a small French flag.

Rapper

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Theory

New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

Heart

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

Baby

A screenshot from a YouTube video shows a man holding a white plush animal with a red arrow pointing at it and a cartoon of a female Freddy Fazbear next to him. The title of the video is "ME AND FREDDY FAZBEAR HAD A BABY!!! *MEET OUR BABY*."

Cleverbot

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Classmate

My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :

Diet

I am on a diet

A chubby boy with a blue tank top flexing his biceps. The text on the image reads "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."