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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The image is a collage of four squares. Top left: the Burger King logo. Top right: the McDonald's logo. Bottom left: the Communist symbol of the hammer and sickle. Bottom right: the Pizza Hut logo. Above the four squares is the text: "The combination of the colors Red and Yellow make people hungry."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet by user @Nazxca. The text says: "There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S." Below the text, there is an image of a platypus swimming in water.
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A cartoon showing three panels. The first panel has a platypus sitting on top of the Earth, with the text "Where do platypuses live?". The second panel shows a close-up of the platypus, with a menacing look, over a red background and the text "In the darkest, deepest parts of your soul, feeding on your sins, fears and regrets". The third panel shows a platypus holding a spear and boomerang in a desert with a kangaroo in the background with the text "And Australia".
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a split image. On top, a cartoon character (Doofenshmirtz from "Phineas and Ferb") is looking out of a window with labels above him: "Millennials" and "Gen Z." Below, there is another image with a dark, ominous castle with the text: "Gen Alpha consisting of elsagate kids and skibidi toilet kids."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A manatee swimming in water with the text "OK AND?" written above it.
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".
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  • RapBoat
    1 year ago
    Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...
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  • RapBoat
    1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot of a Urban Dictionary entry for Kendrick Lamar, defining him as someone who recently won the beef with Drake. Below, a dialogue shows two friends. The first friend quotes a line from the song, seemingly unable to name an actual song, resulting in the second friend calling the first one a "fake fan".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of two video games. The first one is named "Dustborn" and has an all-time peak of 83 players 6 days ago. The second one is named "Furry Hitler" and has an all-time peak of 411 players 2 years ago. The text above says "IMAGINE: YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT TONS OF CASH FROM GOVERNMENT FUNDS FROM EU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GET"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An image showing a screenshot of an internet forum thread. The first post from an anonymous user, dated 02/17/18, includes an image of an anime character and several lines of text in a cutesy style. The text says: "Good morning! :D You are good and lovely. :3 You have the ability. ^w^ I love you. x3 *huggles tightly* *wuggles* (wuv + huggles) *boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*". The second post, a reply from another anonymous user a few minutes later, states: "Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit suicide".
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