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I'm ¨not¨ drunk

Very interesting

The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

WTH

A picture shows a baby trying to sneak out of work. Text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN."

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

the emo is here and tired

A brown, round face with large, dark eyes that are tearing up.

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

good ne

A white chihuahua with a red collar is smirking with a tongue sticking out. The text in the image says: "WHEN YOU GET AN A ON THE TEST AND DIDN'T STUDY."

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

An oil painting depicts a person in bed, looking scared, and two ghostly, pale figures looming over them. One figure is above and the other is below the bed. The upper ghostly figure has a skull-like face with a long, thin mouth and hair flowing behind it.

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

This happened many times in 2020-2021

The image is a two-panel meme using the Phil Swift Flex Tape format. The top panel shows a man labeled 'Democrats' happily standing next to a tank with a leak. The tank is labeled 'police in a republican state arrest somebody after they committed 3 murders'. The bottom panel shows a hand placing flex tape on a leak with the text 'he was black, they must be racist'.

LOL. THE DOG IS SO CUTE.

A dog with its tongue hanging out with the text 'I'M ABOUT TO ATTACK YOU WITH LOVE AND KINDNESS!' written above it.

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A rock formation with a deep vertical crevice is shown. The caption says: "And this is how teenage boys get stuck in caves."

It's Christmas Eve

The image shows a three-panel scene. In the first panel, a child says: "TONIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE." In the second panel, a man replies with: "YES, AND?" The third panel shows the man consoling the child while sitting on a bench. The text says: "AND TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS."

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

lol

The image is a pie chart with three segments. The largest segment, colored red, represents "unlock the door and stand there." A smaller orange segment is labeled "laugh hard," and an even smaller yellow segment is labeled "kill some bitches."

serial designation o

found this at imgflip: https://imgflip.com/i/751nxa

The image shows a sign that reads "小心滑倒, Slip and fall down carefully." Below the sign is a crude stick figure with an annoyed expression and the text "CLOSE ENOUGH."

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.