Masala jokes

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Curry.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.