Mara jokes

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.