Maliciousness jokes
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more