Maliciousness

Maliciousness jokes

Definition

  • The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

    "Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

    Sally: "You..."

    Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

    Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

    Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

    Johnny: "A pig."

    Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

    Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

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  • Magic

  • Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

    Me: What are Lucky Harms?

    Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

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  • Bad Luck

  • Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

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  • Community talk

  • @Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more

  • @Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more