Malaysia jokes
Balls.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.