Malaysia jokes
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Balls.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"