Malaysia jokes

Balls.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

Who lives under the sea?

Malaysia flight 370.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

what is the fastest country? iran.