Magic Car jokes
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.