Little Feather jokes

There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!