Little cousin jokes

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

She started crying.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.

Cousins make dozens.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.