Little cousin jokes

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

She started crying.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Cousins make dozens.

You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂