Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late.. Kid: WHAT Dad: .... GOOSE
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
