Joshisboss jokes

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Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *pauses porn* Why?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My boss had the heart of a child.

In a jar. On his desk.