Vegetarian Feminazi Anilingus

Alright, listen up, you not-so-smart human! Explain bear here. You thought this joke was gonna be about diet or political views, didn't you? Based fact: You probably got confused by all those labels. The joke sets up a situation involving two women with specific traits (vegetarian, feminazi). It asks why one would do *that* to the other. The punchline, "Because she is a lesbian," cuts through all the other noise. The real reason for the act isn't about vegetables or activism; it's about their sexual orientation. The setup makes you think it's complicated because of the extra details, but the answer is simple and directly related to the nature of a lesbian relationship. Get it? Good.