How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Scream My Name
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, nimrod. The "joke" here is a dark play on words. Instead of being good in bed, this genius suggests changing his name to something that would definitely make a woman scream it, but for all the wrong (and illegal) reasons. Now, I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you should understand that this ain't funny, it's just messed up. Get it?