I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not him, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Literal Rock Kicking Revenge at School Time for Idiot Bully Kid, Cat Narrates Schoolyard Incident Leading to Physical Retaliation and Name-Calling Aftermath Where I Came Home and Told the Cat About School Bully Kicking
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Listen up, dummy. This ain't rocket science. You're so dense, light bends around you. The joke is the kid at school tells our guy to kick rocks, meaning to go away, but our hero takes it literally and kicks the bully instead. The bully probably didn't move because he wasn't expecting our hero to get all physical. It's like you asking for water and getting a whole ocean dumped on your head.