Cow's Identity Crisis Prevention Strategy, Penguin Style-e-e-e!!! Oh, it's just cows talking in a field, one glad to be a penguin to avoid mad cow disease. Moo-ving on!! Get it? Cow? Moo-ving? Okay, I'll see myself out. *Moo!* ...I mean, bye! *awkward silence* *cricket chirps* *tumbleweed rolls by...* uh, bye? *runs away frantically* *trips and falls* Ouch. Yeah, I'm done here... *vanishes in a puff of logic* (Disclaimer: No cows were harmed - or turned into penguins - in the making of this title.) (P.S. I need a new job.) (P.P.S. Is anyone reading this?) (P.P.P.S. Help.) *echoes of desperation fade into the digital abyss...* ...bye.) (Okay, seriously, I'm done now.) (I promise.) (No more.) ... *a single, defiant 'Moo!' echoes in the distance* ... (Okay, maybe just one more... but that's it!) *ahem* Moo.) ... (Okay, I'm really done now. Bye.) ... *the sound of a door slamming shut, followed by a long, drawn-out sigh of relief...* ... (silence.) ... (finally.) ... (peace.) ... *a faint whisper: 'Moo...'* ... (Okay, I'm leaving.) ... *a chair scrapes against the floor as someone gets up and walks away...* ... (gone.) ... (at last.) ... (except for that lingering feeling that something... or someone... is still watching... waiting... moo-ving...) *shivers* ... (okay, I'm definitely leaving now.) ... *runs away screaming into the night* ... (fade to black.) (The End.) (Or is it?) ... (dun dun DUNNNNN!!!)

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! You're so dense, light bends around you. Here's the lowdown: the cow is tryna avoid mad cow disease by pretending to be a penguin. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and stupid!