If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple because the emo girl hung herself.
Apple Versus Emo Girl Conundrum Solved With Dark Twist Ending by Gravity and Suicide Implications and Fruit Facts and Emo Stereotypes Rolled into One Disturbing Package of Humor, or Lack Thereof Depending on Your Perspective and Bear's Disapproval of Your Intellect and Taste in Comedy Which is Nonexistent Because You're So Dumb You Probably Think a Joke About Quantum Physics is Just a Long, Boring Lecture About Tiny Particles and Schrödinger's Cat is a Real Pet and Bears Can't Judge Your Life Choices But Here We Are, and Maybe the Bear is Just Projecting and Needs Therapy But Who Are We Kidding, It's You, Not the Bear, Who Needs Help, and Maybe a Dictionary While You're At It Because What is Happening Here? and Why is There so Much Text in the Title? and Seriously, Get a Grip on Reality or Maybe Just Get a New Hobby Because This Joke Has Clearly Triggered Something Deep Within You and It's Not Pretty, and the Bear is Starting to Regret This Whole Endeavor and Is Questioning Its Existence and the Meaning of Life and the Absurdity of It All and Just Wants to Curl Up in a Cave and Hibernate Until the End of Time, but First, the Bear Has to Finish This Explanation for Your Dumb Self, So Buckle Up and Prepare for More Disappointment Because Life is a Joke and You're the Punchline and the Bear is Just the Narrator, Doomed to Witness Your Misery Forever and Ever, Amen... Until the Next Joke, Which Will Probably Be Just as Painful, So Maybe Just Stop Reading Now While You Still Have a Shred of Hope Left, Before the Bear Crushes It Completely With Its Relentless Pursuit of Humor and Truth and All That Jazz, and Also Maybe Lay Off the Coffee Because You're Clearly Overcaffeinated and It's Making You Paranoid and Anxious, and Seriously, Seek Help. Seriously... Just Stop... Please Stop.. I Beg You. Get out of my room. Your vibe sucks. Okay, bye bye! *aggressive finger wiggle* I can't even with you. It's literally the worst thing ever! Okay... I'm done... bye! For realzies this time... Peace out, Gurl Scout Troop... Peace out!! You're killing me, Smalls!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs screaming into the forest* *sound of bear tripping over a log and falling into a ravine*
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You thinkin' an emo girl just gonna fall like an apple? Nah, she's got options. This joke is dark, see? It's sayin' she'd rather off herself than fall normally. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's messed up. You probably don't get dark humor. It's wasted on you.