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The ham is in fact processed

"Is that ham processed? If it's
processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab
of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or
connective tissue. It is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs, emulsified,
liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat
obelisk. God had no hand in the creation
of this abhorrence. The fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that God is
either impotent to alter His universe or
ignorant to the horrors taking place in
His kingdom. This prism of pork is more
than deli meat. It is a physical
declaration of mankind's contempt for the
natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if you
would prefer that.
bu

Comments (5)

Chunke Monke 🐒🍌

9 months ago

I thot dat was an eraser at first

Toast ツ

9 months ago

nope

Toast ツ

9 months ago

11 pounds of deli ham

Heroin Monkey

9 months ago

LETS GO THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOs

Kristian‽

9 months ago

i love spam

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