Joke

Yo mama so fat that she sleeps in every room in the whole house.

Yo mama so American that her blood type is red white and blue.

Yo mama so tall that Godzilla was her pet lizard l.

Yo mama so ugly that she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama so skinny that she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so bald that her head reflects sunlight.

Yo mama so evil that the devil fell in love with her.

Yo mama so greasy that she uses bacon for bandaids.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 58 pounds.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 21.

Yo mama so old that she farted dust.

Yo mama so dumb she thought Mountain Dew was an actual mountain

your mom is so fat that she sleep at both sides of the bed