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Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"

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Yo mama so fat that every time she goes up an escalator it turns into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the whole entire hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that when she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.

Yo mama so fat that it took 3 women to birth her.