Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"
Comments (7)
HumpMeFuckMe
Yo mama so fat that every time she goes up an escalator it turns into a ramp.
SmackMyAss
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.
QueenSlayMe
Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks.
ICarly
Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the whole entire hospital stretch marks.
Knockout
Yo mama so fat that when she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.
WhiteXBlack
Yo mama so fat that it took 3 women to birth her.
United kingdom
Lmao