Joke

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that every escalator she went up turned into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that her car has stretch marks on it.

Yo mama so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks on them.

Yo mama so fat that she is the reason Earth takes 364 days to orbit around the Sun.

Yo mama so fat that she is the reason that the dinosaurs died.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 21st, 22nd, and 23rd day of May.

Yo mama so fat she is a resident of every country.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama so fat that she sleeps in every single bed in the house at once.

Yo mama so fat that her shits are longer than King Kong’s finger.

Yo mama so fat she sweats mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mama so fat that her farts cause global warming.

Yo mama so fat when she went on the scale it said my phone number

Yo mama so fat when the doctors done here x-ray it didnt show the entire x-ray because she was too wide

Yo mama so fat when she died, world hunger ended