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A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".

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That’s not true God is real

Indeed, God is real! Just because you can’t see him doesn’t mean he isn’t real! Wind is something you can’t see but it is something that you know is real because you can feel it. And it is something that other people have told you was real. Obviously, no one ever told you about God. You have felt god but you never knew it was him. And that is why you believe he is not real.

Jesus is the son of God. John 14: 6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. 7 If you really know me, you will know[b] my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him.”

If God is not real than that means Jesus is not real! Instead of getting mad at others when someone speaks of God or Jesus. And instead of saying God isn’t real. Why don’t you go into a quiet room and simply tell him! Tell God you don’t believe he is real! And ask Jesus to show himself to you by him coming into your heart. And find out for yourself if he is real or not! And be truthful about how you feel! He listens to all of it! One more thing don’t expect your problems to just go away. Don’t expect your depression and hatred to go away. God is a miracle worker but he isn’t a fix it man to be walked away from after your problems go away. All he wants is a relationship with you and wants you to want a relationship with him with a honest heart with true intentions of a real two way honest relationship. What do you have to lose by taking that first step and talking with him?

Anonymous Obviously you have no braincells. There is no god.

ChildOfGod 1. There is no god. 2. Who the fuck is jesus I don't know "jesus". 3 You don't know me fucker.

@ChildOfGod, You probably won't read this and I know I was a little overly mad in that last comment but you really don't know me and I don't believe there is a god or at least not what you see as "god". I have tried religion and it is not for me. This post of mine was a joke anyways and I don't care if your intention was good or not I took your comment as being a little rude.

because you do not know a thing about me but you wrote that dumb comment that seems to assume that I never have been a christian/theist.

and I guess I was also needlessly rude towards anonymous he probably meant well in his message anyways.