28. You know youβre not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
29. Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
30. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
32. My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
33. What did the Titanic say as it sank? Iβm nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
34. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
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I like this soooo much