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Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

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Yo mama so cold that she shits ice cubes.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so old that when she farted dust came out.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped in Florida and landed in New Mexico.

Yo mama so hot that she stared at the sun and it went blind.

Yo mama so evil that the devil saw her and fell in love with her.