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Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(

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I'M WATCHING SPONGEBOB

If you do try and get me a balisong

Could it possiblly be the squiddy

idek if my dad'll lemme buy one

I feel sad whenever around rere.

she kinda hurt me..

Then don't be friends with her

But in 6th you said you were kinda

Nah im finding a way to let her go

i wanna stab myself

I remember you saying she toxic asf

But she was my freind adn then my "freind" got with my ex with tbh for girls that way over pass breaks girl code

im embrassed of whp

I wanna watch harry potter it can only be the thing that'll help me

Then watch wizard cock

OK YOU SAID SHIT BOUT STAR WARS BUT HARRY POTTER IS " TO.FAR

Say anything bad about harry potter and I swear to god.

i cant watch harry potter

Ignore the fucking words ig

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Not to make me think that

Not for fap material

My parents aren't home

mine arent home wither

wont be for an hour anda half

fleperd

I can rub one out

I Wont🤥

How'd you know 😊

u should gimmie so many thoguhts to where i wanna do smthin

I'm to innocent to🙃

fleperd

I own you

🦋🦋🦋🦋

alr the butterflies left then came right back

im sucking on this sucker but id rather suck on u

Ill do you all night, and there nuthing you can do abt it

Your lips are soft

Might feel good when you suck my tip 🤤

oh ill make sure u feel good

Ima use my semen as ramen sauce packet

And you'll eat it 😁

Ramen has sauce packets??

Oh i wouldnt mine even if i did know

but id rhter get it right where it came from ;)

You gonna down my whole dick

what if i wrote a fan fic about u on a doc then shared it with u

fleperd

You gonna down my whole dick

yes

Ill make you deep throat it

OMG IM WATCING THE 7th HARRY POTTER MOVIE AND IMA CRY

HARMOINE MADE HER PARENTS FORGET HER..

My hand on your head

You should bounce on my dick

Next time you straddle me :3

Well if i rember and if poeopl earent around I will

Should do it more than once 😁

You make me cum to easy >:(

I gotta change may pants to often

Would you rather me cum in you?

I dont want children but i know it would feel great

I don't wanna wear a condom

I wanna know how it feels

It's gonna get to long till then

Sabrina

I wanna know how it feels

Til I can bust in u

Id gladly let someone fuck the shit outta me if I'm in the mood so js get me in the mood irl or try ta and ill js to anything

Yeah but if anyone but u tried to get me in any mood id beat the shit outta me

and someone fits the sentence better

"Id gladly let YOU fuck the shit outta me"

I think you works better

I would gladly let u fuck the shit outta me

I would love to fuck your ass

gimmie thoughts till i cant take me and have to goooooooooooo

Im busting your you though

I'm busting your you though

u should bust on me ;)

Now talk dirty to me irl

I should bust in you

thatll hurt the day after..

Can we test it put

Can u gimmie thoughts yet?

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Crush my top with your thighs

✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ

Hurry up i wan thoughts

I wanna fuck the shi outa u

You'll be dripping my cum

Overload me with thoughts

Buy I wanna talk abt plowing u

Then I'll rail your dead body

Ill be ur sex doll when i die

But then you wont make any noise :(

I wanna hear you moan

When we're alone can you

I mean its pretty easy youve doneit b4

I made you moan with two fingers

but the realest one was the one i got the most emr=brassed on andsaid i didn't mean to.

I think you were the first person who made me cum

Without me jerking off

give me thoughts of shit im into

I want you to more

Then u gotta make me

Im gonna choke you to death

Then revive you some how

I wanna hear these things u say on call..

And do you until you exhaust

would u be able to tell me these things on call?

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

On the phone number that ive called u on bef4

4 of my damn fingers got like

Im wet as hell rn..

Not your fingers but your puss

Im like shaking rn..

Ive never even thought of doing anything like that for anyone...

im like shaking rn..

Very new exprence for me

I feel scared u heard thht.

Give me something to jerk to

Sorry i was getting pizza

U got me in the mood for u though

I wanna rail you very badly now

I feel bad u had to listen to that 0//0

Sabrina

I feel bad u had to listen to that 0//0

I don't <333

I js feel akward..

Like i would have never even thought bout doing that for anyone

I didnt even think twice for you though.

Damn im comfertable with u..

I love you tooooo~

I wont be on much tmrw ):

U like demanded me to do it 😩

I shoulda screen recorded it

Its nothing interesting 0-0

its nothing interestinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

It hapens all the timeeeeeeeeeee

I wanna hear it more

It felt so akwardddddddd

Next time Im gonna do the same

What if there is no next time >:)

U told me to put my hand down there so i did.

I listen to much ):

Put your hand on my enis

I will on monday >:)

Cum down my throat..

Now come here in the middle of the damn night.

Youve made cum three fucking tines

By not me touching

But I touched myself to you 7 times

How many times have i made u cum 0-0

From me touching myself and not

Well if i was with you id make it more

U better hurt after im done the first time

Ima shove my fingers in your vagina

they onna come out wet af btw.

No thats at school

Im not going to vape, you're the only drug I need 🥰

I would gladly get high on u anytime~

I mean ur lips taste better than any vape ive tried

I cant explain it.

I wanna say it but I cant

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I thouhgt u meant a slur or smthin..

Did you and polt ever date?

We never made anything ofical and it was all confusing

He was more of a fake sniky link.

When we die and don't say "I wanna break up" would we still be together

If i wanted to date someone else id go outside in the middle of the night 6 years after you died and yell "we need to break up" at the top of my lungs.

Sabrina

If i wanted to date someone else id go outside in the middle of the night 6 years after you died and yell "we need to break up" at the top of my lungs.

But i wont wanna date anyone but u

You ease my nerves

Wait thats a good thing right?

Phantom of the opera has a fucking fire opening 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Dude i dont like the song we js got today in band

Yeah it sounds amazing

BUT THE FUCKING FLUTES ENTIRE SONG IS A BORING DISAPOINTMENT

Wasnt it just a bunch of chords?

Its very repetative and around the sae notes within all.

If that's what Im thinking abt then it sounds angelic

Like its like the same 5 high notes and same 3 low notes THE ENTIRE DAMN SONG

Bascially the same 7 notes.

Same fingering with low and high notes ):

Its js borning for us

not used to it cause we carry melodies 🥰

My brother tryna get me to do the Mj "hehe" for a bbq chip

nd js asked me if i did my eyelashes

I gave him those chips -.-

i death started him

he has - braincells

stole cnady from me and said "do it and I give this back"

I just took it back.

My hands are gonna be very soft by the end of the night 😏

I'm gonna have lotion on my left hand and only my left

And something g else

Think long and hard

fleperd

Think long and hard

Long and hard 🤨

ima drain it all so you cant say that ever again.

Men don't have cum in the middle of their penises

Dosent mean i wont drain u

This candy taste good but i betchu taste better

I forgot to drink water today and yesterday

He dont like thath shti

Then he will not be happy nd mad at me.

I could never snitch on u

But you threatend to tell my dad -.-

That never happened

U said if i got adicted youd tell ymdad bout the vaoe

i carved a triagne into my thumb

Babe my internets slow

Sabrina

i carved a triagne into my thumb

Why

I sent all that shit a minute ago

I did it cause why not

Remember when you said on Monday you'll touch me

Sabrina

I will on monday >:)

...

Just a simple lil deal

Yay ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧

Whats my side of the deal though?

I havent talked to gus in 3 weeks..

Whenever i have a headache he js makes me drink water

Good deal great deal

till havent even drank water..

Ima get you one of those candies where you gotta suck it off

Then ima throw it at chu <3

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If you don't come back I'm gonna rub one out

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Damn didnt even care :/

Gus won't like that

Good thing he wont know ;

Please do not bring him here.

He will see everything on this chat..

Wait nvm i tell him everything

Dont bring him here though

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It didn't pick up the audio :(

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ur not gonna tell gus righ?

Bout what he wont like?

You gonna touch me tip

So much for a deal

I cant get the nerve for shit.

Ill put your fucking hand there

Will u be mad if i dont dreak water or eat or sleep for a week?

Gotta get firewood stay here

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If you dont drink water or sleep

Only one thing could convince me otherwise 😌

fletcher its fine.

It wont do anything to me.

Js forget i said anything?

And we can go back to peace

And me not being scared of one thing =D

I'm beating it for the 8th time

Were gunna forget i said anything bout not eating or water or sleep right??

Its fine if only yk

What're u saying no to?

Ur not gonna tell gus rihgt..?

Also if i pass out cause of not eating or drinking don't worry its happened before

Ask isaac he knows.

I fell asleep early last night

Can u do me a favor?

Tell gus to get on worst jokes ever and make a post I need to speak to him.

Also u can go to sleep if ur tired.

Sabrina

Tell gus to get on worst jokes ever and make a post I need to speak to him.

Is it abt ne

Why would it be bout u?

Four words when i think them its four words:crusty, musty, dusty, rusty. Eight words when I think about us its: fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me

i think u died so Goodnight

im not gonna put another chat on doc cause I wont be on much tmrw

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

Then do the reasonable thing

I totally do not care.

I won't speak until you sleep

Youre supposed to go to bed

It wont do anything but make me feel forced into something and like a shitty person

Also when i say tottaly im obviously lying.

dont be sorry for something you never knew

But id prolly fall alseep so i cant.

Then we can spoon til I fall asleep

And stay in that position until we wake up

Id struggle to stay awake 0-0

Im not sleeping though

The tendency is fuckin huge

I wanna get close and personal to you

Ima snuggle you to death :3

Id much rahter be choked to death but ok

You kinda read my mind

How do i make myself awake

fleperd

Drink water

cant

fleperd

Or for you rub it

Would wake me up but make me more tired in the end

fleperd

Hold your breath

im trying

When we were on call

shit if turner saw y=typing hes notice sleep depried staring to happen

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

Damn really wanted to make that clar

And the audio didn't fucking pick up

I don't like when you tell me L

i had a dream that i almost cried cause I died now I'm scared to die because you cant die in dreams cause your brain cant comprend death cause its scared so I'm not scared of death if my brain can comprehend it now withch is fucking impossible so I might die soon..

it showed life afer death..

i woke up scared i was dead and no one could see nor hear me unless they where dead

so i almsot didnt go to school

ause i thought i was dead.

Also i gtg at i thin 10:30

So another reaosn im scared of sleep

dreams are showing me signs.

Im going to die soon :/

So i cant sleep cause ill die

or its showing me im gonna die becuase I wont sleep?

God really dont tell gus this shit

You cant die in your dreams

Two sourves say you are experiencing change

I dotn wanna talk about this anymore.

So wahts ur favorite color?

I didnt die in my dream cause of change

I'm gonna be railing you and you're gonna ask me to stop, when you do I'm gonna choke you

Cause nothing is fucking changeing

Youre gonna pass out while I'm railing you

Is the change really that important to me where its my dreams showing me?

I really need to talk to gus about this..

i do now knwo if im ok..

I want you to do what you did on call again

I want you to do what you did on call again

My internet keeps going out and I can't see what you're puttinf

I think i gtg its almost 10:30.

im not sleeping though