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Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(

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I'M WATCHING SPONGEBOB

If you do try and get me a balisong

Could it possiblly be the squiddy

Then don't be friends with her

But in 6th you said you were kinda

I remember you saying she toxic asf

But she was my freind adn then my "freind" got with my ex with tbh for girls that way over pass breaks girl code

Then watch wizard cock

Ignore the fucking words ig

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Not to make me think that

Not for fap material

My parents aren't home

fleperd

I can rub one out

I Wont🤥

How'd you know 😊

I'm to innocent to🙃

Ill do you all night, and there nuthing you can do abt it

Your lips are soft

Might feel good when you suck my tip 🤤

Ima use my semen as ramen sauce packet

And you'll eat it 😁

You gonna down my whole dick

Ill make you deep throat it

My hand on your head

You should bounce on my dick

Next time you straddle me :3

Should do it more than once 😁

You make me cum to easy >:(

I gotta change may pants to often

Would you rather me cum in you?

I don't wanna wear a condom

It's gonna get to long till then

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I wanna know how it feels

Til I can bust in u

Id gladly let someone fuck the shit outta me if I'm in the mood so js get me in the mood irl or try ta and ill js to anything

"Id gladly let YOU fuck the shit outta me"

I think you works better

I would love to fuck your ass

Im busting your you though

I'm busting your you though

Now talk dirty to me irl

I should bust in you

Can we test it put

Crush my top with your thighs

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I wanna fuck the shi outa u

You'll be dripping my cum

Buy I wanna talk abt plowing u

Then I'll rail your dead body

But then you wont make any noise :(

I wanna hear you moan

When we're alone can you

I made you moan with two fingers

but the realest one was the one i got the most emr=brassed on andsaid i didn't mean to.

I think you were the first person who made me cum

Without me jerking off

I want you to more

Im gonna choke you to death

Then revive you some how

And do you until you exhaust

Not your fingers but your puss

Give me something to jerk to

I wanna rail you very badly now

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I feel bad u had to listen to that 0//0

I don't <333

I shoulda screen recorded it

I wanna hear it more

Next time Im gonna do the same

Put your hand on my enis

Youve made cum three fucking tines

By not me touching

But I touched myself to you 7 times

From me touching myself and not

Ima shove my fingers in your vagina

I wanna say it but I cant

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Did you and polt ever date?

When we die and don't say "I wanna break up" would we still be together

If i wanted to date someone else id go outside in the middle of the night 6 years after you died and yell "we need to break up" at the top of my lungs.

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If i wanted to date someone else id go outside in the middle of the night 6 years after you died and yell "we need to break up" at the top of my lungs.

But i wont wanna date anyone but u

You ease my nerves

Phantom of the opera has a fucking fire opening 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Wasnt it just a bunch of chords?

If that's what Im thinking abt then it sounds angelic

My hands are gonna be very soft by the end of the night 😏

I'm gonna have lotion on my left hand and only my left

And something g else

Think long and hard

Men don't have cum in the middle of their penises

I could never snitch on u

That never happened

Babe my internets slow

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i carved a triagne into my thumb

Why

I sent all that shit a minute ago

Remember when you said on Monday you'll touch me

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I will on monday >:)

...

Just a simple lil deal

Yay ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧

Good deal great deal

Ima get you one of those candies where you gotta suck it off

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If you don't come back I'm gonna rub one out

Gus won't like that

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It didn't pick up the audio :(

You gonna touch me tip

So much for a deal

Ill put your fucking hand there

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If you dont drink water or sleep

I'm beating it for the 8th time

Also if i pass out cause of not eating or drinking don't worry its happened before

I fell asleep early last night

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Tell gus to get on worst jokes ever and make a post I need to speak to him.

Is it abt ne

Four words when i think them its four words:crusty, musty, dusty, rusty. Eight words when I think about us its: fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

Then do the reasonable thing

I won't speak until you sleep

Youre supposed to go to bed

It wont do anything but make me feel forced into something and like a shitty person

Then we can spoon til I fall asleep

And stay in that position until we wake up

The tendency is fuckin huge

I wanna get close and personal to you

Ima snuggle you to death :3

You kinda read my mind

When we were on call

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

And the audio didn't fucking pick up

I don't like when you tell me L

i had a dream that i almost cried cause I died now I'm scared to die because you cant die in dreams cause your brain cant comprend death cause its scared so I'm not scared of death if my brain can comprehend it now withch is fucking impossible so I might die soon..

i woke up scared i was dead and no one could see nor hear me unless they where dead

Two sourves say you are experiencing change

I'm gonna be railing you and you're gonna ask me to stop, when you do I'm gonna choke you

Youre gonna pass out while I'm railing you

I want you to do what you did on call again

I want you to do what you did on call again

My internet keeps going out and I can't see what you're puttinf