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Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(

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I'M WATCHING SPONGEBOB

No u are not >:)

If you do try and get me a balisong

Could it possiblly be the squiddy

Then don't be friends with her

But in 6th you said you were kinda

I remember you saying she toxic asf

Then watch wizard cock

Here you go <333

Ignore the fucking words ig

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To admire 😊

Not to make me think that

Not for fap material

My parents aren't home

I can rub one out

fleperd

I can rub one out

I WontπŸ€₯

How'd you know 😊

I would neverπŸ™ƒ

I'm to innocent toπŸ™ƒ

We're eachothers

Ill do you all night, and there nuthing you can do abt it

Your lips are soft

Might feel good when you suck my tip 🀀

Ima use my semen as ramen sauce packet

And you'll eat it 😁

You gonna down my whole dick

Ill make you deep throat it

My hand on your head

You should bounce on my dick

Next time you straddle me :3

Should do it more than once 😁

You make me cum to easy >:(

I gotta change may pants to often

Would you rather me cum in you?

Cuz I would🀀

I don't wanna wear a condom

It's gonna get to long till then

ο½₯゚q πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ q゚ο½₯

I wanna know how it feels

Til I can bust in u

"Id gladly let YOU fuck the shit outta me"

I think you works better

I would love to fuck your ass

Lemme bust first

Im busting your you though

I'm busting your you though

Now talk dirty to me irl

I should bust in you

Can we test it put

Crush my top with your thighs

✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)βΈβΊβœ§ΚΈα΅ƒΚΈ

I wanna fuck the shi outa u

You'll be dripping my cum

Call me that more

Buy I wanna talk abt plowing u

Then I'll rail your dead body

But then you wont make any noise :(

I wanna hear you moan

When we're alone can you

I made you moan with two fingers

I think you were the first person who made me cum

Without me jerking off

I want you to more

Im gonna choke you to death

Then revive you some how

And do you until you exhaust

Not your fingers but your puss

Give me something to jerk to

I wanna rail you very badly now

ο½₯゚q πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ q゚ο½₯

I feel bad u had to listen to that 0//0

I don't <333

I shoulda screen recorded it

It's arousing ne

I wanna hear it more

Next time Im gonna do the same

Put your hand on my enis

Youve made cum three fucking tines

By not me touching

But I touched myself to you 7 times

That shit tender

From me touching myself and not

Ima shove my fingers in your vagina

How do they taste

I wanna say it but I cant

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Did you and polt ever date?

When we die and don't say "I wanna break up" would we still be together

Together forever

You ease my nerves

Phantom of the opera has a fucking fire opening πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Wasnt it just a bunch of chords?

If that's what Im thinking abt then it sounds angelic

My hands are gonna be very soft by the end of the night 😏

I'm gonna have lotion on my left hand and only my left

And something g else

Think long and hard

Cum in the middle

Men don't have cum in the middle of their penises

I could never snitch on u

That never happened

πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…

Babe my internets slow

ο½₯゚q πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ q゚ο½₯

i carved a triagne into my thumb

Why

I sent all that shit a minute ago

Remember when you said on Monday you'll touch me

ο½₯゚q πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ q゚ο½₯

I will on monday >:)

...

Just a simple lil deal

Yay ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧

I won't tell gus

Good deal great deal

Ima get you one of those candies where you gotta suck it off

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If you don't come back I'm gonna rub one out

Gus won't like that

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It didn't pick up the audio :(

You gonna touch me tip

So much for a deal

Ill put your fucking hand there

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If you dont drink water or sleep

I'm beating it for the 8th time

I fell asleep early last night

ο½₯゚q πŸŽ€ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž πŸŽ€ q゚ο½₯

Tell gus to get on worst jokes ever and make a post I need to speak to him.

Is it abt ne

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

Then do the reasonable thing

I won't speak until you sleep

Youre supposed to go to bed

Then we can spoon til I fall asleep

And stay in that position until we wake up

The tendency is fuckin huge

Withdraw is crazy

I wanna get close and personal to you

Ima snuggle you to death :3

Before I rail you

You kinda read my mind

Hold your breath

Or for you rub it

When we were on call

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

I recorded what was going down

And the audio didn't fucking pick up

I don't like when you tell me L

I searched it up

Two sourves say you are experiencing change

I'm gonna be railing you and you're gonna ask me to stop, when you do I'm gonna choke you

Youre gonna pass out while I'm railing you

I want you to do what you did on call again

I want you to do what you did on call again

My internet keeps going out and I can't see what you're puttinf