Joke

so who here likes to party?!?!?!

I do I do

shut up mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How dare you!!!

F U ___ K you mother

How rude?!?!?!

No more McDonalds

In fact you are going to Brazil!!!!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut Up

son no more fortnite

ok

fuck you obama

I am going to call your manager

be glad that ur lesbian

obama

no I am gay

dad

we found you at the dump and we regret picking u up

yess

yeah and we are going to return you to the dump

can always make another one for free

yes like in the bed

oohhh moommy

ohhhhhh daddy

you guys are being sus

ayo shut upp ur jus mad cuz u lost

Hey FBI can you arrest joe biden and his parents

or is he a orphan

nutsack

bruh

we are here for ur child

I will destroy the CIA and FBI HAHA

not if we do it first

never

I will nuke you and your country

bruh we both live in russia

oh crap

I just pushed the big red button

dumbass.

WHY!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!

uhhhh

bruh

RUSSIA WILL DISSAPEAR AND SO WILL CHERNOBYL AND IF IT DOES TACO BELL RUNS OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!!!

sup

I was arressted

oh hey quandale dingle

for multible crimes

nice

including battery charge on police personal

ive done worse

putting TNT inside a daycare center

meh......

and not returning my libary books

OH MY GOD YOU CRIMINAL!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! WHY!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

I will be escaping prison on March 14th 2023

see yeah

OKAY?

hey mother fuckers

Why is Quandale dingle so weird

any ways hi Kermit

hi billy

remember last night?

thats personal stuff Kermit

i dont care the world can kno

ok

awe did u have fun

well we had pizza

oh we ate something else

no we did not kermit

a dick.

KERMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes daddy?

sorry for the inconvienice heres some money

You just got 1,000,000 USD

also i like dicks

but we all do

u have to pay for you extended door knobs, sir. for 300 dollars each

NO

FUCK YOU NO I DONT

balls hahahah

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DINNER

penisssssss

LOL

Stop in the name of the law!!!

Stop saying badwords

PAYPAL BLOCKED

VERMO BLOCKED

FUCK YOU NI

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................

.....................

I LOVE BIG JUICY COCK

Donald......

what happend to you....

why are you like this

It is my duty

garsh, donald, i didnt thnik you felt that way fer me

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donald i am done with you!!!!

fuck you fat hoe

u cock licker

booty smacker

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

no u

"uno reverse card"

HAHAHAHA

no you wouldn't

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...............

I guess these were donalds last words

I bless the gods with my holy water

BITCH!!!!!!!!!! I hate you all!!

FUCK YOU ALLL!!!!!

CHILL!!!!!!!!!!!1 my man

you need some chill pills

like a lot

so much that you become high on it

bruh

you fat cock lickers are retarded

the fuck is wrong with u too

i like coacaine

you want to go HELL boy!!!!!!

yea

oh you do?

yea

i can finally see my mommy

what about your dad?

same thing

oh so you are a orphan

yp

straight to hell you go

yeayaeyaye

I forget to tell his dad that the milk was not down there

NONONONONO DONT TAKE ME THEN FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER

Fuck you too

bich

you spelt it wrong

good bye

spelt*

just go to hell

go*

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hellllllllllllllllllllllll*

bruh

Bruh*

your coming with me

no u

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

.....................

wait what about me

fuck you we are not in this

I don't think I get enough attention

shut the fuck up you fucking fucking fucking boy

bruh

bruh= bra

tell you mother

you found my secret

noooooo

I am grabbing my belt and the milk

i like big juicy cocks!!!!

pp

sooooooooooo you know about the ongoing WW3

yeah

yea

IT WAS ALL ME HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

WAIT I THOUGHT RUSSIA BLEW UP AFTER PUTINS MISTAKE

yea that was me

I programed the button to auto-press which means he did not push the button but rather the AI

Why?

why do this again?

I must finish what my past people started....

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

now I must create my own empire

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

yes

I feel better then my "germany" gross counterpart

sooooooooooooo

I declare war on all!!!! HAHAHAHA!!

I have wanted to do this for a long time....

GERMANY BANNED FROM NATO

wait I am not germany

I am ZE GERMAN EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

same thing...........

bruh

HA don't even think about it Germany we have the high ground

not a obi-wan-Kenobi reference

but we have the nukes and BURGER KINGS!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be back I am hungry

(ring-ring) ah yes hello, can I order a burger with nuclear spicy salsa uhhhhhhhhh

I forget to hang up on this chat hold on

..........................

nobody likes him anyways

yeah he built a wall higher than any house here

I am done with the U.S

I am going to trade the U.S.A so much Avacados that it is U.S's main food HAHAHAHA

same but with maple syrup

mmm delicious burger what are you guys talking about?

TEA.........................................

uhhhhhhhhhh yeah

oooooooookay

am I the only one that decimated germany or someone else because more nukes hit then I had?

yes it was me

who are you????

I am............

Vatican city

???????? what!!!!

yes I have the most nukes in the entire world

they are all hidden in Antarctica...................... oh shoot I said the truth

WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN

no explaining needed

thanks for the free advice

I never give up!!!!!!

Yes you do

commencing nuclear annihilation in 3.....

what do we do?!?!?!?!

2........

run you puny humans run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0...................................nuke missiles launched

oooofffff

ouch that hurt

ummmmmmmm you have a big bruise Earth

whos cares It will grow back after five million years no biggy

yeah your right

i don't know when pluto will get better

.....................................

oh well

I am known as the red planet

so when will I get better

never

SHUT UP EARTH

shhhhhhhhhhhh

you guys are so loud!!!!!!!!

Earth did you species use nukes!!!!!!!!!

noooooooooooo

whatever stop being loud or else......

imagine..

I can and will use my solar flares on you!!!!!!!

Earth thats my line

oh it seemed cool

yeah I know

heyyyyy

i like Uranus...

we know

fuck you Uranus