Joke

Yo mama so old she shits rust.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so old she dated George Washington in high school.

Yo mama so old she has a photo of Abraham Lincoln in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old God signed her yearbook.

Yo mama so old she babysat for Adam and Eve.

Yo mama so old she has an autographed Bible.

Yo mama so old she watched the birth of Jesus.

Yo mama so old she watched Jesus getting crucified.

Yo mama so old she watched the movie 300 in real life.

Yo mama so old that she was a stripper for Christopher Columbus.

Yo mama so old she got to see passion of the Christ live.

Yo mama so old and fat that when she was in the shower she lifted her breast and a pilgrim fell out.

Yo mama so old her diary is 65,000 pages long.

Yo mama so old she could see the light of Jesus when she was born.

Yo mama so old when she went to the museum the mummies took pictures of her and said DAYUM.

Yo mama so fat and old that Noah told her “Get off my ark.”

Yo mama so old she can remember the Times Square when it was just a ditch.

Yo mama so old her license plate number is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old her first job was shoveling shit on Noah’s Ark.