Joke

Yo mama so old she shits rust.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so old she dated George Washington in high school.

Yo mama so old she has a photo of Abraham Lincoln in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old God signed her yearbook.

Yo mama so old she babysat for Adam and Eve.

Yo mama so old she has an autographed Bible.

Yo mama so old she watched the birth of Jesus.

Yo mama so old she watched Jesus getting crucified.

Yo mama so old she watched the movie 300 in real life.

Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama so old that they didn’t teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so old that she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin.

Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so fat she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old her last name was Osaurus.

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina.

Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda.

Yo mama so old she still remembers the Spanish Flu.

Yo mama so old she sat next to Abraham Lincoln in high school.

Yo mama so old that when I took a picture of her it came out in black and white.

Yo mama so old that she was a stripper for Christopher Columbus.

Yo mama so old she got to see passion of the Christ live.

Yo mama so old and fat that when she was in the shower she lifted her breast and a pilgrim fell out.

Yo mama so old her diary is 65,000 pages long.

Yo mama so old she could see the light of Jesus when she was born.

Yo mama so old when she went to the museum the mummies took pictures of her and said DAYUM.

Yo mama so fat and old that Noah told her “Get off my ark.”

Yo mama so old she can remember the Times Square when it was just a ditch.

Yo mama so old her license plate number is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old her first job was shoveling shit on Noah’s Ark.