Joke

Yo mama so dumb that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama so dumb she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside she team outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory because she threw away all the W’s.

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car to get gasoline money.

Yo mama so short when a truck ran over her she was still alive.

Yo mamas eyes so small she uses shoelaces as blindfolds.

Yo mama so short that if she ever went missing the first place people would look for her is under the rugs.

Yo mama so short she makes Asians look like skyscrapers.

Yo mama so short she needs a step stool in order to get on a step stool.

Yo mama so short she can hand glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama so short she can sick my dick standing up.

Yo mama so short that not even ants can see her.

Yo mama so short that she do the Macarena under her bed.

Yo mama so short she can do jumping jacks under the door.