The Changes

The girl: If you could change a few things about me, what would those changes be?

The boy: If I could change a few things about you, I'd make you blind, deaf, mute, and born without hands.

The girl: What! Why?

The boy: So I can rape you without ever fearing that you'll tell on me.

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Oh, sweetie, let me, Explain bear, break it down for you. The dude in the joke wants to do something really, really bad (like, illegal bad) to the girl, and he wants to make sure she can't tell anyone about it. So, he says he'd make her blind, deaf, and mute so she can't see, hear, or speak up about what he did. I feel like you're the kind of person that puts the milk in before the cereal.

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P.s I do not support rape, rape is bad but I do like dark, twisted and messed up jokes