The girl: if you could change a few things about me what would those changes be?
The boy: If I could change a few things about you I'd make you blind, deaf, mute, and born without hands.
The girl: What! Why?
The boy: so I can rape you with out ever fearing that you'll tell on me.
Timtam
P.s I do not support rape, rape is bad but I do like dark, twisted and messed up jokes