Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"
Comments (8)
ian_harding20
I'm dead that's funny
Anonymous
I don't care, I don't like roach anyways.
Graye Bby
hahaha that's not the joke mate
Graye Bby
it's no dick for a week
Bozo
NO COCK
Anonymous
...and his dad says, "Shut up you little retard," and with that he kicked the cat that was nearby. Little Johnny lost it and shouted " and for you, no more PUSSY!!"
Chandan Jha
Dad:You killed a ladybug, you know what that means
alexis_be_playin
I love it