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Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"

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I don't care, I don't like roach anyways.

hahaha that's not the joke mate

NO COCK

...and his dad says, "Shut up you little retard," and with that he kicked the cat that was nearby. Little Johnny lost it and shouted " and for you, no more PUSSY!!"

Dad:You killed a ladybug, you know what that means