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yo mama so fat in makes paralyzed kids run so fast

thats really rude

Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 10 years to live.

Yo mama so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat that the only reason she opened up her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama so dumb that the only reason she opened up her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama so fat that she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

Yo mama so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that when your dad it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went for her blood test, she asked for time to study.

Yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so fat that you have to dig for her IQ.

Yo mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid that she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a furniture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid that brought a cup to Juice.