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yo mama so fat in makes paralyzed kids run so fast

thats really rude

Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 10 years to live.

Yo mama so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat that the only reason she opened up her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama so dumb that the only reason she opened up her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama so fat that she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

Yo mama so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo mama so fat that the only exercise she ever gets in her entire life is every time she chases the ice cream truck.

Yo mama so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.

Yo mama so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat that when she left the house this morning, she was wearing high heels, and when she came back to the house later that day, she was wearing flipflops.

Yo mama so fat that people jog around her in order to get exercise.

Yo mama so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed 3 episodes of ICarly.

Yo mama so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just so you could get her through.

Yo mama so fat that whenever she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to pull her back into the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo mama so fat that when she talks to herself, its a long distance call.

Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPad.

Yo mama so fat that not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo mama so fat that she gets group insurance.

Yo mama so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo mama so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.

Yo mama so fat that she comes at you from all directions.

Yo mama so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "Sorry, but you are not allowed to park here."

Yo mama so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat that it looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagen.

Yo mama so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take his word for it.

Yo mama so fat that when she sings, its over for everybody.

Yo mama so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton to display her picture.

Yo mama so fat that when she was growing up, she did not play with dolls, she played with midgets.

Yo mama so fat that she uses two buses for rollerblades.

Yo mama so fat that she blew up the Deathstar.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.

Yo mama so fat that she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the Stairway to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat that she sweats more than a dog in a Chinese restaurant.

Yo mama so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as its light, she starts eating.

Yo mama so fat that she cant even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she asked "Who threw that rock at me?"

Yo mama so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.

Yo mama so fat that were in her right now.

Yo mama so fat that she went to the movie theater and sat next to everybody.

Yo mama so fat that all she wants for Christmas is to see her feet.

Yo mama so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet do not get wet.

Yo mama so fat that not even the Death Star could blow her up.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed a whole episode of Sam and Cat.

Yo mama so fat that she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua.

Yo mama so fat that she Winter-fell and couldnt get up.

Yo mama so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.

Yo mama so fat that the cyberman DOWNgraded her.

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice in order for him to be able to make her disappear.

Yo mama so stupid that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that when your dad it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went for her blood test, she asked for time to study.

Yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so fat that you have to dig for her IQ.

Yo mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid that she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a furniture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid that brought a cup to Juice.