LittleJ69
in Little Johnny

The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”

Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”

Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”

Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”

The teacher says, “how do you know this?”

Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”

Comments (6)

lmao this one is good

《Good clean joke.》 On a serious note..."God Is Omnipresent." In heaven, in your heart, in the home, and even on your job. He can be anywhere at any given time, especially when you have him in your heart. God said that he'd never leave us nor forsake us. (God doesn't leave us, but people leave him by the life choices that they make). MAY GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU 🕆🛐

yes that is so very true and may God bless you as well... we need to be friends lol

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jah jit trippin

God bless you he may