Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because Stevie Wonder is blind. The joke implies that he drowned because he couldn't see that there wasn't a lifeguard around. Get it? I know you don't.
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