Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Xx Worst at Jokes xX
I kinnda regret the last one.