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Yes me too

I am hereeeee

Hi Alya how are you??

ugg allison go away

Wtf are you doing here Allison?

i was great till she showed up!

I didn't even do anything!

if want to shut up i will

yesterday you did ALOT

and i am done with you!!!!

Alya what did i do to ruin your life huh?

I can name at least 10...

1.you called me ugly

2. you called alex hot stuff!

3. you said he was sexy and you know I like him

1# You called me hot IN FROUNT OF ALYA! 2# You told Alya to shut up twice...3# You wanted to have...with me! 4# You were standing up for drew the devil! Want me to continue?

No I'm not!!

4. you are always rood to me

Yes you are!

um exuse me!!!!

I CALLED YOU HOT AND SEXY THATS NICE!

I meant that to Allison lol

omg shut up!!!!!!

to allison lol

Alex is my hot stuff.

You do not own me. To Allison lol

HE IS NOT!

HE'S MY HOT STUFF. AND MY SEXY THING!

-sighs- Good looks come with a price...

mirrors dont lie allison and lucky for you they don't laugh!

And also I am not yours!

I'M SURE THEY'D LAUGH AT UR FACE! ALYA

Yeah they would cause there sad they aren't pretty like Alya.

Cause Alya is pretty lol

you don tknow what i look like you know what go on google docs here is my name alyjaneku@gmail.com and I need yours then will see who is really ugly because I cant deal with this!

Alya I know how to get her off.

Allison, I thought your parents said you couldn't go on your computer until 2:00...

haha. Bye Allison.

No Alya I meant to Allison lol I meant I know how to get Allison off the website

Grrr, I'll be back at two!!! Eastern time.

Hehe, See you later NOT

Now that Allison is off we ca-

dang that was less stress ful then yesterday though lol

Seriously?? She's at my window now...

Allison get the frick away from my window.

She's always at my window...

drew was at my window at 1:00 lol

HE WENT INTO MY HOUSE AND WOKE EM UP!!!

SHES THROWING ROCKS AT IT!!!!!!!! I'm telling you this lady is mad.

HE DID?????

HE WOKE YOU UP? THEN WHAT DID HE DO???????

yah he said... something lol

he went into my bed then i jumped strait out lol

What did he say????

of corse i felll because i was jumping to fast lol

that guy dosen't quit...

What did Drew say?

"i'm coming sexy thing" then went into my bed and I jumped out then fell

Ew. I'm gonna kill that dude lol.

my dad already broke his arm then he went back to the place that broke his arm!

and i have tryied for many years lol

He's a idiot tbh

Does he think you like him? Idk lol

no he know i dont!!!!!!!

i had a dream about us lol

(me and you lol)

thats too creeepy...I had a dream about us..

Ok. This is sooo creepy lol

yah it is lol

what was your dream?

LOL Omg...What happened in ur dream?

i asked first lol

It was like where I went over to bermuda dunes and we met each other. And I don't remember the rest lol

I forgot most of the dream lol

wow i had the same dream but i remember what happened after

Oh you did ask first lol

OMG SO CREEPY...

It litterly feels like were the same person...

we were running in slow mo to each other and then we hugged... and then we went on a date and I introduced you to my friends and they were surprised that you liked me lol

Oh, no...It's almost 1:00 eastern time...

yah it does lol

Aww thats a cute dream lol slow mo XD

Omg, I was scared cause it was almost 1:00 Eastern time but then I remember Allison will be on 2:00 easten we still got a hour PHEW! LOL

me to lol wow we are the same person

An hour and 20 mins to be exact.

We are! LOL

lol its only 9:47 here lol

Wait...In you're dream you said your friends were suprized that I liked you...Do they think you are ugly?

well they make jokes irl

but ik they a kidding

hi daaang

I have some bad news Alex..

What is it??

Frank dumped me just like you said...

HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG I TOLD YOU!!!!!! I TOLD YOU HALEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats bad news lol oh i am sorry

I TOLD YOU!

Ik Alex that's why I said "Bad news."

Fine. Go ahead and say it ik you wanna say it.

lets calm down alex i'm sorry daaang ik it hurts...but just remember he was not a good kid

Hate to say I told you so....Buuuut..I told you so..

Lol sorry xD I'm jst mad thats what I told her but no one listens to Alex--

FRANK YOU BETTER GO!

-__- Hi bad apple.

Hey Sexy thing.

YOU DUMPED ME DON'T CALL ME THAT!

now that you guys are not a couple I can be mean to you! you can not be mean to alex!

Yeah...But then when I got a new girlfreind I realised your the only sexy one...

oh no its allison and drew all over again!

So..Can we go back?

-Laughs- Pffft you think I want you? Alex was right about you..

dont do it daaang your better than this don't get with him

Frank..Go to Drew. He's like your reflection...

or allison

Grr, please babe?

DONT CALL HER BEBE!

Allison was the girlfriend. She's not really sexy...Like Haley is.

she aint your bebe anymore~!

EW. LEAVE ME ALONE!

I'M COMING TO UR HOUSE HALEY BABE!

Not if I get there first.

leave her alone!!!!!!!!! why does everyone of are ex's want that!!!!!

I'm already on my way Alex.

THIS IS ABUSE FRANK!

hurt him!!!!!!!!!!

It only is if I do something to you.

your stronger than him!!!!!

I SEE YOU HALEY!

I SEE HALEY AS WELL!

this is weird lol

FRANK JUST HIT ME..THAT BICH

LEAVE ME ALONE. OOP THIS IS GETTING BAD I NEED TO STOP THE FIGHT..

OH NO YOU DIDNT FRANK!!!!!! HIT HIM BACK ALEX

Darn...Haley's parents are soo PO'd..

I did lol

Oof. Oww.

I think he broke my nose..

YOU OK LOVE!!!!!

Not rly..Ouch that hurts lol

Are you ok Alex?!?!?!?!!?!?

IF I WAS THERE ... LETS JUST SAY THIER WOULD NOT BE A FRANK ANYMORE!!!!!

That fight was like a fight in like a movie or something...So much blood and fists and yelling and drama lol

CURSE YOU ALEX!

Frick you Frank.

OH MY WORD WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO GET HURT YESTERDAY MY EX BROKE HIS ARM AND MY DAD IS STILL DIZY!!!!! AND NOW ALEX IS HURT THATS WERE I DRAW THE LINE

FRick you Frank!

Alex can't alwyas be there Baby.

I will stay at your door and make sure you don't touch a hair on her head.

Then I'll climb out the window.

FRANK YOUR NAME STANDES FOR FRICKIN,RAT,ASS,WORTH NOTHING, AND NOT KIND!!

Then I'll make get Jack to whatch the window.

AND YOURS STANDS FOR: AWFUL LITTLE UMM.. AWFUL LITTLE YERK ASS

THAT MAKES NO SENSE FRANK.

HAHAHA THATS NOT MY REAL NAME LOL

GET OUTTA HERE YOU DICK!

MY DICK GREAT WANNA SEE HALEY?

EWW GET OUTTA HERE YOU IDIOT!

BTW MY REAL NAME IS ALYSSA AND YOU CANT HURT ME LOL

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL CORRECTLY YOU JERK. TALKING TO FRANK LOL

WHAT THE FRICK WHY IS IT ALWAYS DICK'S!!!!!!!!!

I CAN! I'LL HURT YOU SO BAD YOU'LL BE CRYING

THEN I'LL HURT YOU SO BAD YOU WON'T BE ALIVE.

YOU SAYIN' YOU'LL KILL ME?

IF YOU HURT ALYA.

YAH HE IS!!!!

THANKS ALEX!!!

GET THE FRICK OUTTA HERE ALYA THE IDIOT.

NP, ANYTHING FOR YOU ALYA.

AND BTW FRANK YOU ARE LUCKY YOU LIVE 36 HOURS AWAY!!!!!!!

I'VE RAPED SOMEONE BEFORE I'LL DO IT TO ALYA AND HALEY!

AND I AM NOT LEAVING LOL ,

OH, NO YOU WON'T.

EEEEW!!!!!!!!

ALYA'S DAD BROKE DREW'S ARM WANT URS TO BE BROKEN AS WELL? GOOD LUCK RAPIN' HER.

IF YOU COME CLOSE TO ME IT WILL ONLY TO BREAK YOU!!!!!!!!!

AND YOU CAN'T RAPE ME!

MY EX THAT WANTS SEX

OH YES I CAN BABY.

NO YYOU CANT TO HER OR. ME!!!!!!

YOU THINK GIRLS ARE WEAK???? WELL WE ARE STRONG!

GOOD LUCK! I HAVE A OVERPROTECTIVE DAD THAT'S ACCIDENTLY KILLED SOMEONE WHO TRYED TO RAPE ME.

WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

HE'S AT A LENGTHY WORK TRIP AND HE WON'T BE BACK IN LIKE 10 DAYS! AND UR MOM IS DEAD HALEY SO..

OH SHITOKEY MUSHROOMS THATS TRUE..WELL AT LEAST ALEX IS HERE!!

OOP MY DAD IS ON A WORK TRIP TO BUT HAHA I LIVE 36 HOURS WOWHO!!!!!!!!

HE CAN'T BE WITH YOU 24%7

I WILL PROTECT ALL MY FRIENDS 24:7 IF I HVE TO.

EVEN AT NIGHT? ALYA COULDN'T TRUST YOU ALL NIGHT.

I WOULD!!!

I WON'T SLEEP WITH HALEY GOD NO.

THEN I COULD STILL GET HER!

I'M LEAVING I'M TO UNCOMFORTABLE THIS RAPE TALK IS GIVING ME MEMORIES...

HE COULD SLEEP ON HER FLOOR!!!

NO YOU CAN'T!

I COULD I COULD SLEEP ON HER FLOOR.

ME TO! TO MANY MEMORIES

THEN I'LL KNOCK YOU UNCONCIOUS.

I cannot. I will bring my gun if i hear the door open.

ok alex you ok? wuts going on??

Frank thats what. He wants to rape my best friend.

oh fuck u frank get the fuck outta hear

OK YOU BETTER STOP!!!!!!!!

DON'T YOU TAKE MY HOT STUFF FRESHFRY!

I AM NOT YOURS FRANK!

YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO BE! I'M A FREE WOMAN.

and no frank u cant force someone to be urs

18 FRESHYFRY.

I'M 16 BUT THATS NOT THE POINT.

IF YOUR SIXTEEN I CAN RAPE YOU STILL.

THEN I'D HATE YOU FOREVER FRANK!

You WILL be mine.

oh well kinda u see ur an 18 year old tryna force an online person to be ur gf WTF FRANK

WELL YOU CAN'T RAPE HE RIF SHE YAS NOT HAVE HER PIREAD HAVE YOU HAD IT?

No. You can't force me. I'm a free woman. I'm my own woman! I own me!

Pretty soon I'll on you sexy thing.

I share it with my sister and Haley lol

ok hailey just ignore that freak

It's the same as Haley.

He was my old bf lol

I will get you back Haley.

oh no alex its 1:27 eastern time! allison!!

No! You said your gonna rape me! Well guess what I've been raped 3 times! I'M DONE WITH EVIL MEN!

She'll be on 2:00 eastern lol

oh poor thing that happend to me 2 times why does everyone want to rape us!

WE have 30 mins phew

IKR! I got raped when I was 8 then when I was 12 then when I was 14!

oh no drew is at my window brb

And now when your 16 hehe Bebe

Punch him!

ok alya share the doc with alex and i sent u one btw

Haley I see you!

i got raped at 7 and 10 the worst part is my birth dad did the first one!

WTF Get away from my window!

That's awful Alya!

i dont see it lol

ur on ur google drive the go to shored with me

Hey Sexy thing!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU JERK!

THATS IT IM CALLING MY DAD!

i made one google docs shared it with you guys!

DAMN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO GET THIS IDIOT AWAY FROM HALEY!

frank if u lay one finger on her

This what happens when you pair a bunch of fat overgrown redditors who try to roleplay as being wholesome but end up being lewd cus they are horny af.

who are you?

i'M AT UR HOUSE GOOD THING I HAVE THE SPARE KEY!

GO AWAY GABE ITCH

Im here to bully all the kids with good taste. They can fuck right off and go to reddit.

okthat wierd another raper?

Did you have a stroke while typing that or do you have permanent brain damage from being beaten for not listening.

I think I'm staying at your house Haley.

Alright. That'd be great

I’m done running ima just fight him if i die tell alex i love him! And tell him he is the only one of my dreams.

I'll just go your floor lol

ALYA?!?!!?!?!?!

Call your mom ALYA!

Alya...you need to try to call someone!

I dont want to listen to you all ramble about your real life. You have instant messaging for christs sake. I want to hear tasteless jokes not 4th graders coping about getting bullied.

Im glad I have purged one more of the mentally weak in this world.

OOOOW I'M ALIVE BUT I WISH I WAS DEAD RIGHT NOW HE IS UNCONSASH OOP

unconscious*

I suggest you go to r/cats on reddit before you kill yourself.

what? who is this...

were is alex... i am so dizzy lol wait is this alex...

who said she gonna kill herself??

"I wish i was dead right now" Also who is unconcious?

oh I dont care about him. But we must preserve the lives of women for the next generation.

what!!!!!!!!!

ok ok... alex is doing somthin rn alya but r u ok??

no i am not freshfry i think its freshfry at least lol

man i wish me and alex were there rn

ALYA ARE YOU OK ????????

ALEX I AM SO DEAD!

Daang is crying rn...

but he is unconscious

ALYA WDYM?

ALYA HIDE WHILE HE'S UNCONSCIOUS

i mean he beat me up and I made him unconscious

i'm on the floor i dont think i can move

Omg..Alya I'm so sorry did you call your mom??????????

Oh my god....

i did but she cant come

Is this really happening? I'm so mad, and sad rn..

she is in a interview she think work is more important

She can't come?!?!?!?! Not even to save her own daughter?

She thinks work is more inportant than ur life?

I'M NOT OK FRESHFRY

IK i called the cops BUT THEY DID NOT ANSWER so I called my ex ,grunoor is coming

Ok. That's good. You need too go to the hospital.

YOU DIDN'T SEE? ALEX SAID WHAT WAS GOING ON.

IK i hope he goes to jail!!!!!!

oh grunoor i remeber him lol

Haley. It's ok..Chill. I'm right here.

Who's Grunoor? How many ex's do you have Alya?

2 drew and gurnoor!

I'm going to sleep.

Ok. Wait wasen't freshfry your old boyfriend to?

Ok, bye Haley.

he wanted to be my boyfriend...

SLUt? Excuse me? Get the fuck outta here child.

Ohh. Sorry Alya.

um exuse me!!!!!!!!!!

i meant thAT To gabe lol

Get outta here Gabe.. Your a 1st grader trying to get attetion. Get the hell outta here

i am at gurnoor's

btw gurnoors texting this stuff for me lol

ok phew lol

I hope your ok Alya.

i am not but i will be

yuh i was ur bf for 3 days alya

Never mind I can't sleep. My mind is on other stuff.

WHAT!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?

hi, i am gurnoor i will do anything to save her ok alex don't worry!

wait daaaaang ur 16 right

Daang you had a question what was it?

Where the hell is fRank lol

What? What is it Freshfry?

He's hiding from me.

i am guessing freshfry wanted to date you lol

What is it freshfry?

nun i was just gonna see if we could uk, (date) but itll be kinda weird fr u

he says that to everyone that he wants to date he did it to me!

Boy this isnt the place to be having conversations about imaginary distasteful relationships. Get the héll off my lawn im here to see tastless jokes.

Aww That's cute. But If I ever get a boyfriend I need one I can trust.

and alya how u know me so well lol

Then go away gabe. Go look at jokes.

Freshfry...I had a friend who is 14 thats dating an 11 yr old.

So to me it's not weird lol. How old are you freshfry?

he is 13 lol

oh no!!!!!!!!!

oh god. Hi Allison. The jack ass.

Happy early birthday freshfry.

uuug alexy can we go to a dif chat....

Alex are you at ur house?

Yeah why?

because i just need to talk to you

I'm scared to get out...

and thx daaang but im just tryna find a gf lol

ohh okk make a new one Alya

Ariana is Single.

Ariana Gande told me she needs a boyfriend lol

isnt she like 18?? plus she hardly ever talk

Her birthday is may 12

no. But on here you could lol

i mean idk i just really want a girl who will love me like alya and alex

She's searched all her life for a guy but no one likes her.

oh ok well she not on the site muck right?

What? LOL Haley called me to come to this chat..

She's on every day lol

Where'd he go?? LOL

oh srry had to do smthin srry babe

How active are you on this site? LOL

im really on here every day

I'll see you in a hour or so.

YAY welp I'll see you soon

what just happend...

were is alya

because i want to beat her up again

shut u wont ill rock ur ass up

what the frick happend when i was gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also FRESHFRY we were never dating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you got a new girlfriend?????????????

hi and i havnt asked her yet so no

haha ok...HRU