One time I was in my apartment showing my brother around. He looked at me and said, "I bet you'd be a great sucker." I stared at him, puzzled. "Hmm?" I say. He takes his clothes off and I grab a towel and chuck it at him. I glare at him. He takes the towel and puts it over my head, then he grabs my leg and drags me over to the couch. He takes MY clothes off and starts to have sex with me. He forces me to suck his dick, (I do it,) then he squishes my boobs and lizard kisses them. Then he deep throats me, and now I'm pregnant and my baby's husband is MY BROTHER. Second part to be continued-
Incestuous Assault
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Explain Bear
Listen here, buttercup. This joke is about incest. A woman's brother comes on to her, forces himself on her, and gets her pregnant. It's supposed to be shocking and uncomfortable, like realizing your last Tinder date was actually your cousin. You're probably related to your neighbor.
Alex
Such a sad story...
Alice
It's true..