To Alya.
Address to Alya
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Okay, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The joke is that the author is literally just addressing "Alya." It's like saying "Hey you!" but less creative. You probably need a map to find your own nose, don't you?
ALYA
hello...
ALYA
whats up
ALYA
who are you
ALYA
do ik you lol
lola
I wanna know why your Alex's firend and not mine...
Alex
Umm....
lola
Why???
ALYA
um beacause idk who you are lol and alex is my friend
lola
You are Alex's and not mine and thats not fair to me.
Alex
She doesn't even know you..lol
Leo
He is sexy she showed me ur picture...
ALYA
I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND AND I LOVE HIM HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU
Alex
Go away gay dude.
Alex
I NEVER WILL LOVE YOU LOLA. I'VE MADE MY CHOICE WITH ALYA. I LOVE HER NOT YOU!FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU LOLA.
ALYA
this is wierd lol
ALYA
aaw thanks alex
lola
Whatever hot stuff.
Alex
Mhm..Np alya, anything for you ;^
lola
Whatever.
ALYA
he is my hot stuff lol dont call him that its weird for me to say lol ...
Alex
What? You jelous? Go away Lola. Your wasting my time.
Alex
LOL It's true i guess Alya LOL
ALYA
lol
lola
Grr NO! Alya's wasting your time!
Alex
No she's not. I said that YOU are. She's fine.
lola
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ALYA
lol sure lola i am the waist of time lol
lola
Pfft whatever sexy dude did you know i saw ur- BS-pic hehe
Alex
Ew, I didn't even rmeember sending that one! My stupid mom took that one lol, it embaresses me.
ALYA
ok then lol
lola
Aww, don't be enbarresed by it, it makes you look eveen hotter
Alex
EW GO AWAY LOLA IM OUT BYE.
Alex
I'mma hang out with the girl that I love. NEWSFLASH: It's not you!
ALYA
go away thats it
lola
-___________-
lola
You sure its not me?
Alex
I've never been more sure of something in my life lola.
lola
Grr
ALYA
and i am going to hang with the boy that I love
ALYA
btw lola you did not see my pic right?
lola
I SAW YOU UGLY FACE!
Alex
UGLY? UGLY? IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID? OOOHHHHHH......DON'T EVEN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU MADE ME MAAAAAAAAAAD. YOUR THE UGLY FACE I LOOKED UP UR INSTAGRAM AND UR UGLY! SHE'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO UGLY. SHES BEAUTIFUL! UNLIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SO SHUT THE FRICK YOU YOU IDIOT, AND YOU MORON!
ALYA
aww thanks lol
Alex
LOL
lola
Did you see her face alex? Thats UG-LY!
Alex
I guess your freaking blind then.
Alex
My mom gave me a 10 min break so i could talk to you alya lol
ALYA
oh ok
ALYA
your mom is so sweet i would like to meet her someday!
Alex
She really is.