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I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? pls

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Hi Sarah! Wanna chat?

how are you?

my name is tanner (tj) for short :)

makes sense u posted 2 days ago...

Oh hi! Sorry it's two days later.

And I am ok how 'bout you tj?

im good just got snow at my house :)

how old are you if you dont mind me asking

sarah and gwen i want to talk to ya guys

are ya guys girls btw?

is it night time there rn?

No it's morning and we live on the coast and for the first time we just got a slush like snow a couple mins ago. I can chat more at night cuz my parents don't know so today is gonna be kinda choppy. And I'm a girl and I want to know your age before I tell mine. I go to bed in about 10 or 11 hours cuz it's 10:33 rn...

aight i said jk on the other chat cause my friend sall but i do wanna date.

Are tj and Tanner the same guy?

yes

Ok, and now you are saying you actually want to date?

yes dont say anything in the other chat tho.

I know this is weird but do you live in Orogen?

no why do u?

do you have an xbox one?

What is an xbox? as bitchy as that sounds...

And yeah I live there

nvm and i live in california...

What! I lived there about six years ago. Do you live in like southern California?

yeah

u got a phone?

No. I'll tell you about when I've got time...

ok u know wat sex is right? ;)

just talk on the this chat not the other chat bc my frieds can see wat is going on on the other chat sooooo.....

how could we talk irl?

Ok I told you about the stuff and all on the other chat... before I read this... Sorry...

And yeah, I know what sex is, why do you ask?

u know i like to have it ;)

Have you ever before? Cuz I havn't! ;)

And just so you know, I have mild pimples, not extreme though.

But it's only cuz I started puberty early.

oh yeah same

What! That's great! We actually have something in common!

Have you ever had sex though?

lu

hey ic chat now

Ok, I can chat in like 20 mins. Sorry it's like an hour later. :(

Ok well I've been waiting for about two hours now and I think I'm gonna go to bed, so gn

same

This is gonna sting but Jake my old bf is alive and I thought he was dead, so I think I'm gonna have to stop dating you...I really do love him...And I'm very sorry. But we could just stick to being friends if you want, we just can't date.

Yes, I'm fine. I have been thinking that you killed yourself and the nights have been so horrid and lonely "knowing" your dead and whenever I see a post or cooment that we were on together I always cry.

I need to go now I'm still in bed (it's morning) and mom says I gotta get up so I'll try and sneak some chat time in! Love you!

Okay but I have to goo soon my wyfi is about go low since I going to some dr appoitemnt!

im sad know :(((((

Wow ok. Well I made an exuse to go back to bed cuz my stomach is doing flips so... Love you more!

Well guess we will chat later then...

ur just gonna ignore me :((((((((((((

No we can be friends, but just not date ok? :)

im really sad rn fck it suicide hear i come...

NO NO! NOT YOU TOO!

WA

bruh he is nasty

WHAT HOW!???

ok im really gonna suicide now.

bye guys

PRINCE DON'T YOU WANNA MATE WITHA GIRL NOT A GUY!???

i wanna mate with a girl

not just a girl but u ;)

Yeah I know that. Did you see the pic of me in a bra cuz I wanna know WHERE it is. I think it's on twitter though...

I know yur not gay

stfu biches ur all still nasty...

prince the only person ur probaly gonna get kiss from is ur grandma and even she dont want to kiss ur uglie ass face.

AYE PRICE I BROKE UP WITH MY EX GIRLFRIEND HEARS HER NUMBA SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he is probaly some asian dude who is really fat 43 years old and still lives in his moms basement playing gaycraft roblox and fn all the time and trying to get an igf and the only one he can get is gwen an 11 year od besides his grandma

Tj just do me a favor...

...And shut the f*ck up.

...Please and thankyou...

Well we are not dating if you were wondering

I have never been offended from name calling and I never will

ok i dont give a fuck little bich gay niga kill ur self go to hell damn u deserve it

Ok, that's nice.... And for the first time you have me crying...WITH LAUGHTER!!!! Still not offended...XD

ok but i think prince did kill himself this time he hasnt responded in 4 days XXXXDDDD

That's not true, I heard him today and chatted with him yesterday. Nice try though, I really needed that laugh! XD

wow never met somebody who lauphed so much go ask the doctor for some more

Oof nice, but can you say yes to this? pls?

Can we just be friends not dating but just friends, cuz when you think about it, there really is no reason to fight... we are both just a couple of hot headed kids I guess

So let's be good friends-not dating-just good friends! Ok:)

What's wrong now???

Ik this ain’t my conversation but y’all r pretty dumb ngl lmao xD

yeah u know wat i wouldnt be talkin ur the one who buded into the conversation XD

ur sweet gwen u try to bring respect to people not say mean things like that, love u gwen (as a friend)

Love you too (as a friend)

Only as a friend though

Cuz I just accepted a proposal last night... A man on facebook...

r u and prince still together

yes we are! He was the one who prospesed to me!

YES HE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sheeesh bro u need to chill