If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
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Explain Bear
Listen, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? This joke is about the hypocrisy of tax exemptions. It's saying if other less-than-holy businesses like brothels or adult bookstores get tax breaks, churches would have to come up with something even more outrageous to stay tax-free. It implies that church practices aren't all that different from those of a business, and it's a satirical dig at their obsession with money, status, and perceived moral high ground. You get it now?