Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
Oof
Yo mama so fat that when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat that she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat that when she uses the toilet, it cracks.
Yo mama so fat that her only friend on Facebook is McDonald’s.
Gwen
Oof