Joke

Yo mama so fat that not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama so fat that when she got in the elevator and pressed the up button it ended up going down.

Yo mama so fat that every time she tried to use the escalator it turned into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat that her address is McDonald’s.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her white sweater people thought she was Antarctica.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her pink dress people thought she was bubblegum.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her orange shirt people thought she was the sun.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her blue sweater people thought that the sky was falling.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her green dress people shouted Godzilla.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her yellow dress people thought that she was the sun.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her red sweater people shouted Koolaid Man.

Yo mama so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress people mistook her for a number two pencil.

Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter.

Yo mama so strong that every time she hugs her friends she lifts them.

Yo mama so weak that when she sat down she broke her hips.

Yo mama so weak that she uses pencils for dumbbells.

Yo mama so weak that she got killed by a Nerf gun.

Yo mama so weak that when she stood up she broke her legs.

Yo mama so weak that when she stretched she broke her arms.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in California and hit her head in Mississippi.

Yo mama so fat that she went to McDonald’s, tripped over Wendy’s, rolled over Burger King, and landed on Taco Bell.

Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her in 2012 and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so old that they didn’t teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so stupid that her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper so she got out a hen and raped her.

Yo mama so white that if you turn on the lights she disappears.

Yo mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so mean that she put Godzilla and King Kong in timeout for fighting.

Yo mama so hot that when she got into the bath the water turned into lava.

yo mama so skinny we cant see her

yo mama so old she is under a beige she is ugly