Morbid jokes

Dark Humor Guy

So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”

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Z

how original

F

you stole that

T

there were 5 cows on a farm 1 mom and 4 kids. 1 of the babies comes up to the mom and asks, 'why my name daisy?' she replies, 'bc when u were a baby, a daisy petal landed on ur head.' the next one comes up and asks, 'why my name rose?' she replies, 'bc when u were a baby, a rose petal fell on ur head.' the next one comes up and asks, 'why my name lilac?' she replies, 'bc when u were a baby, a lilac petal fell on ur head.' the fourth says, 'snfjvnakdjf' mom cow says, 'SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!'

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