Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Michael Jackson and Schools
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is that Michael Jackson was accused of some bad stuff with kids. But, plot twist, the real reason he can't go near a school is that he's pushing up daisies! Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and you didn't expect this joke to also assume you're an idiot!
Jesus
And a pedophile
Michael jackon
not true
Paris Jackson
This is true but no he isnt a paedophile
Toby :)
@Paris Jackson mhm okay but seriously yes he was
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hehe hell touch theee
Elyssa Nguyen
@Toby :), yessirr
Anonymous
shut the fuck up pieces of shit
poopie
this dose not evean make sence
poopie
michel jackson is a pedofile he touched and raped little boys. the joke is not funny tho.
Anonymous
What
Annyyy
Because he's a smooth criminal
Anonymous
Fuck you! You dickface!