What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is peak dad-joke material. It's playing on "Nice to meet you", but since knives are talking, they say "Knife to meet you". It's a pun, which is like, the lowest form of comedy, but you probably didn't know that because you're you.